{"id":226,"date":"2005-07-12T23:57:30","date_gmt":"2005-07-13T03:57:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alltrees.org\/Branch\/archive\/?p=226"},"modified":"2007-09-04T00:03:53","modified_gmt":"2007-09-04T04:03:53","slug":"understand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/2005\/07\/understand\/","title":{"rendered":"Understand"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It had been a nice evening walk through the woods beyond the city, with a      handful  of friends, before the Hollow charged them from behind a grove      of firs. Rukia felt she really should have known it was too quiet.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Rukia!&#8221; Renji grabbed her arm and started to dive in front of her,       only to meet her elbow coming the other way towards his gut. He folded up       in a whooping heap, and Rukia shook off his grip.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Here!&#8221; she yelled, springing away from him to draw the Hollow aside.       It howled and dashed for her, zigzagging, trying to come at her from an unguarded       side. It took what it thought was an opening, with a gleeful cry, and she       spitted it on a two-handed thrust.<\/p>\n<p>It was over in seconds.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nice job, Rukia-san!&#8221; Kiyone cheered. Kiyone&#8217;s sister gave her      a rueful look, eyes still a little wide, and Rukia spared a moment to wonder      whether Isane-san would ever again be convinced to come out walking with      them, after this.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes,&#8221; agreed Kira, bending over the still-gasping Renji, &#8220;but       did you have to be quite so hard on Abarai-kun?&#8221; He sounded both worried       and amused.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes, I did,&#8221; Rukia growled, stalking back to Renji&#8217;s side as he       started to lever himself off the ground. She grabbed a handful of the front       of his gi and yanked him up face to face with her. &#8220;Get it straight,&#8221;       she snapped at him. &#8220;I am fully recovered. I have <em>not<\/em> had my       spiritual energy drained. I am <em>not<\/em> in a false body that keeps draining       it. I have <em>not<\/em> just come out of a prison that also keeps draining       it.&#8221; Each <em>not<\/em> was punctuated by a brisk shake.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah, but,&#8221; Renji managed, grinning, and Rukia&#8217;s voice lowered ominously.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If you ever do that again I&#8217;ll aim the elbow a little lower. Understand?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Renji winced. &#8220;Got it, got it,&#8221; he agreed, raising his hands in a       placating gesture.<\/p>\n<p>Which meant that when Rukia opened her hand and dropped him, he thumped back       to the ground again.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Good.&#8221; She smirked at him, satisfied.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ow,&#8221; he grumbled as Kira helped him up, and added under his breath,       &#8220;Remind me again why I&#8217;m in love with her? Gotta be crazy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Rukia had already turned away, which was good. That way, Renji couldn&#8217;t see       her smiling.<\/p>\n<p><strong>End<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rukia gets exasperated and points out the obvious to Renji. Spoilers through manga 181. <span class=\"summary-meta\">Mostly Humor, I-1.<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"teaser\">\n<p>&#8220;Get it straight,&#8221; she snapped at him. &#8220;I am fully recovered. I have not had my spiritual energy drained. I am not in a false body that keeps draining it. 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