{"id":343,"date":"2008-05-07T13:49:04","date_gmt":"2008-05-07T17:49:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/?p=343"},"modified":"2008-09-26T19:27:02","modified_gmt":"2008-09-26T23:27:02","slug":"the-hand-of-fashion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/2008\/05\/the-hand-of-fashion\/","title":{"rendered":"The Hand of Fashion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Akira was used to he and Shindou tearing apart each other&#8217;s games, but he&#8217;d never honestly expected Shindou to start on his clothes.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Seriously, Touya, that blue suit makes you look like a <em>salaryman<\/em>.&quot;  <\/p>\n<p>&quot;Supposing it did, why is this your business?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Shindou put his hands on his hips. &quot;You&#8217;re a pro; you should look like it.  Ogata-sensei has style. Even your dad has style. I can&#8217;t have my rival looking like he doesn&#8217;t know how to dress.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Akira was starting to get more indignant than startled. &quot;As if you have any room to talk, when you show up to your matches in tee-shirts!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Hey, these have a lot of style!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Akira settled back, a bit smug. &quot;Even if they do, what makes you think you can pick out good styles in formal clothing?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Shindou glared. &quot;I bet I could.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;You never have before.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;I could!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Prove it!&quot; They were nose to nose now, leaning over the table. <\/p>\n<p>&quot;Fine!&quot;     <\/p>\n<p>As Shindou stomped out of the salon, growling, and Akira stalked after him, he heard Ichikawa-san sigh, &quot;I&#8217;d thought they&#8217;d grown out of that.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>He couldn&#8217;t imagine why she would think that; not as long as Shindou was Shindou.<\/p>\n<hr class=\"divider\" \/>\n<p>Akira waved a hand at the racks of sober suits. &quot;So. Go ahead and try. Find something stylish.&quot; He said the last word as if it had been dipped in a sauce he didn&#8217;t like.<\/p>\n<p>Shindou snorted. &quot;Easiest thing ever.&quot; He made for the nearest rack and started paging quickly through the jackets. Akira wasn&#8217;t surprised when a clerk approached them; he&#8217;d have wanted to protect the merchandise from Shindou, too.   <\/p>\n<p>&quot;Can I help you sirs?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Ah, we&#8217;re just&#8230;&quot; Akira started, only to be interrupted by a jacket landing half on top of the clerk.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Yeah, take that. Oh, and this one, and these slacks.&quot; Two more items were tossed over the clerk&#8217;s arm. &quot;Take those to a changing room, would you? Thanks.&quot; <\/p>\n<p>Akira and the clerk both stared, startled, as Shindou trotted to the next rack. He paused and looked back.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Well? What are you waiting for, Touya? Go try them on.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;If you would, please,&quot; Akira murmured, a bit dazed, to the clerk, watching Shindou efficiently ransacking a shelf of shirts. <\/p>\n<hr class=\"divider\" \/>\n<p>Akira stood in front of the mirror, tugging at the cuffs of a shirt. &quot;Black suit, white shirt&#8230; Shindou, I look like I&#8217;m going to a funeral!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Ah, that&#8217;s just to start with. Here, try this tie.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Akira gave the tie in question a resigned look and knotted it swiftly. Shindou squinted at the result and made thoughtful noises. &quot;Nah, wrong jacket, that&#8217;s what it is. Try the shorter one. And the gray shirt.&quot;<\/p>\n<hr class=\"divider\" \/>\n<p>&quot;All black?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Why not? Ogata-sensei wears all white.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;That&#8217;s Ogata-sensei! He&#8217;s&#8230; he&#8217;s <em>taller<\/em>.&quot;  <\/p>\n<p>&quot;What? I bet you&#8217;d look good in all white, too. Hang on!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Akira rubbed his forehead as Shindou made for the racks again.<\/p>\n<hr class=\"divider\" \/>\n<p>&quot;Oh, yeah, there we go!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Akira frowned. &quot;Shindou, this is getting awfully informal.&quot; <\/p>\n<p>&quot;No it isn&#8217;t. It&#8217;s <em>style<\/em>, I told you. You definitely want a band-collar shirt. It&#8217;s perfect.&quot; <\/p>\n<p>&quot;So now I&#8217;m going to a casual funeral,&quot; Akira said dryly, examining his black pants and  jacket.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Not with a blue shirt you&#8217;re not. Trust me.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Akira shot his friend a dire look. &quot;If you make me into a laughingstock at official matches, I will hunt you down.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Shindou sighed excessively and leaned against the wall, crossing his arms. &quot;Touya, you&#8217;ll look good. And you need every edge you can get against people like Ogata-sensei, right? This is one you can use. So use it!&quot; He grumbled under his breath, &quot;Ogata-sensei sure does.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Perversely, that made Akira feel better.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;All right, fine. I&#8217;ll get this and a couple of shirts. Happy?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Sure!&quot; Shindou straightened, grinning. &quot;Now we just need to hit the casual section to get some tee-shirts. And turtlenecks maybe. And <em>jeans<\/em>, Touya, you really need to have some jeans. You look like a banker, even when you&#8217;re not in that suit.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Akira thought wistfully, as he was towed to the next department, of the days when he and Shindou had fought every time they met. It had been so much simpler.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Dark gray denim, perfect! Try these on, Touya.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>So very much simpler.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>End   <\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hikaru more or less dares Akira to go shopping. Written purely because I think it&#8217;s a crime to see someone so good looking dress so badly, and I bet Hikaru would agree. <span class=\"summary-meta\">Humor, I-2 <\/span>  <\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"teaser\">\n<p>Akira was used to he and Shindou tearing apart each other&#8217;s games, but he&#8217;d never honestly expected Shindou to start on his clothes.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[284,512,285],"tags":[295,294],"class_list":["post-343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hng","category-humor","category-standalone-hikaru-no-go","tag-hng-hikaru","tag-hng-akira"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=343"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}