{"id":406,"date":"2005-01-05T17:26:06","date_gmt":"2005-01-05T21:26:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/?p=406"},"modified":"2005-01-05T17:26:06","modified_gmt":"2005-01-05T21:26:06","slug":"persuasion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/2005\/01\/persuasion\/","title":{"rendered":"Persuasion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ryoma was sitting on the porch at home when a tall man strolled into the yard<br \/>\n     and stood in front of him. He decided that the man was probably someone that<br \/>\n     he could get along with&#8230;or, rather, someone that he wished played tennis.<br \/>\n     Ryoma tugged the brim of his hat and gave the man a grin that he saved for<br \/>\n     when he was having a great amount of fun, such as playing a hard game, or<br \/>\n     teasing Tezuka-buchou. &#8220;You came,&#8221; he commented.<\/p>\n<p>\n     &#8220;It&#8217;s unusual enough that someone would request an audience,<br \/>\n     particularly in such a way that causes Kurai to arrive in my court spitting<br \/>\n     like a cat,&#8221; said the man dryly. <\/p>\n<p>\n     Ryoma gave a half-shrug. &#8220;I thought you&#8217;d be better,&#8221; he<br \/>\n     said offhandedly. &#8220;I wanted to ask if Rikkai and Fudoumine are going<br \/>\n     to hell and heaven.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\n     Lucifer gave Ryoma what Ryoma hoped was a thoughtful look. &#8220;Belial<br \/>\n     is planning to sign that entire group of humans, but Michael doesn&#8217;t<br \/>\n     appear to have created a binding contract with his associates.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\n     Ryoma nodded. &#8220;And heaven and hell&#8230;they&#8217;re at war or something?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\n     The moment of silence that followed that question sounded more amused than<br \/>\n     anything. &#8220;Heaven and hell are currently in the process of reorganization.<br \/>\n     There&#8217;s fighting going on, but there is not a war. There are factions<br \/>\n     that hold various areas.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\n     &#8220;Well,&#8221; said Ryoma slowly, &#8220;If you&#8217;re recruiting<br \/>\n     mortals&#8230;even for the far future&#8230;there are ways to keep factions<br \/>\n     that don&#8217;t like each other from war. I mean, you know that humans compete<br \/>\n     and work things out that way. Since humans are used to it, getting humans<br \/>\n     would help, too.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\n     Lucifer smirked. &#8220;Are you suggesting that I challenge Michael to a<br \/>\n     tennis match?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\n     &#8220;He might say yes, after he tried to kill you,&#8221; Ryoma pointed<br \/>\n     out. &#8220;And the look on his face would be worth it, wouldn&#8217;t it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\n     Ryoma grinned as Lucifer, the lord of Hell, began to laugh. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ryouma makes some suggestions to Lucifer. <span class=\"summary-meta\">Humor, I-2<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"teaser\"><p>Ryoma was sitting on the porch at home when a tall man strolled into the yard and stood in front of him. He decided that the man was probably someone that he could get along with&#8230;or, rather, someone that he wished played tennis.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45,315,512,313],"tags":[119,169],"class_list":["post-406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crossovers","category-seigaku","category-humor","category-tennis-sanctuary","tag-pot-echizen","tag-as-lucifer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=406"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}