{"id":409,"date":"2005-01-05T17:44:33","date_gmt":"2005-01-05T21:44:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/?p=409"},"modified":"2010-07-28T19:25:26","modified_gmt":"2010-07-28T23:25:26","slug":"relatives","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/2005\/01\/relatives\/","title":{"rendered":"Relatives"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tezuka looked around the mansion he&#8217;d been ushered into, a sinking feeling<br \/>\n     in his stomach indicating that this was a horribly bad idea and he should<br \/>\n     just go home. He wondered where his better judgment had gone, and decided<br \/>\n     that it had probably left in disgust the moment he spoke with an angel. He<br \/>\n     noted the rather prominent chair at the other end of the room, which was<br \/>\n     made all the more notable for the fact that the tea table a few feet away<br \/>\n     from it had a motif of peach and cherry blossoms. <\/p>\n<p>\n&#8220;Nakuru calls it the Throne of Evil,&#8221; an amused voice informed him<br \/>\nfrom the shadows. &#8220;I would move it out of the room, but everyone&#8217;s<br \/>\nterribly fond of it, especially little Nadeshiko.&#8221; There was a pause. &#8220;I<br \/>\nhad no idea I had another cute relative in Tokyo.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\nTezuka&#8217;s expression didn&#8217;t change. &#8220;I was under the impression<br \/>\nthat you kept track of the Li family and where they went.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\nA man emerged from the shadows. Tezuka quirked an eyebrow at the man&#8217;s apron,<br \/>\nwhich had a pink heart on it, and his blue head kerchief. The man smiled brightly<br \/>\nat Tezuka. &#8220;Well, I kept track of Ayana until I was sure she was happily<br \/>\nmarried, but I couldn&#8217;t possibly track all of the children that married<br \/>\nout of the Li family through the years, now can I?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\n&#8220;I suppose not,&#8221; said Tezuka stiffly. &#8220;I apologize for my rudeness.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m Tezuka Kunimitsu. It&#8217;s an honor to meet you, ancestor.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\n&#8220;Pfft. You make me feel old. I&#8217;m Hiiragizawa Eriol, though you&#8217;re<br \/>\nfree to call me &#8216;uncle&#8217; if you like.&#8221; Something about Eriol&#8217;s<br \/>\npurely friendly smile made Tezuka uneasy. He wasn&#8217;t sure precisely why he<br \/>\nwanted to have a wall at his back at the moment, but he forced himself to ignore<br \/>\nthe urge and go on.<\/p>\n<p>\n&#8220;&#8230;Uncle,&#8221; Tezuka began. He was mystified when Eriol snickered,<br \/>\nbut Eriol waved at him to go on. &#8220;I don&#8217;t want to take up much of<br \/>\nyour time&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\n&#8220;Oh, but you must stay for tea,&#8221; Eriol said firmly. &#8220;Indulge<br \/>\na poor old man like myself and sit,&#8221; Eriol said, waving to the table. &#8220;I<br \/>\nalready made enough for both of us, and if Nakuru and Spinel stop being so eerily<br \/>\nquiet, I&#8217;m sure they&#8217;ll enjoy the tea too.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\nAs if on cue, there was a crash from upstairs, accompanied by a series of thuds.<br \/>\nEriol walked over to poke his head out the door. &#8220;Is everyone alright?&#8221;<br \/>\nhe called.<\/p>\n<p>\n&#8220;I DIDN&#8217;T DO IT SUPPI DID!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\nEriol sighed faintly. &#8220;I suppose I&#8217;ll find out later,&#8221; he said,<br \/>\nwaving at Tezuka to sit down, again. <\/p>\n<p>\nTezuka hesitantly moved to take a seat and Eriol poured the tea. Upon trying one<br \/>\nof the scones, he remarked, &#8220;This is very good. Where did you get it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\n&#8220;Oh, I like to cook,&#8221; Eriol said offhandedly. He shrugged at Tezuka&#8217;s<br \/>\nmystified look. &#8220;If I couldn&#8217;t make proper scones myself, I&#8217;d<br \/>\nhave to give back my English heritage, and that would be very difficult at this<br \/>\npoint. But you said you have a problem,&#8221; he added, just as Tezuka took another<br \/>\nbite of the scone.<\/p>\n<p>\nTezuka attempted not to give Eriol a dark look, and succeeded only from a life<br \/>\nof training. It took Tezuka a few minutes to finish the piece of scone, and he<br \/>\nsaid, &#8220;I&#8217;ve been visited by members of the heavenly host. And people<br \/>\nfrom hell. Currently, the archangel Raphael has healed my shoulder&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\n&#8220;I noticed that you&#8217;d been touched by an angel,&#8221; Eriol remarked<br \/>\ninto his teacup. Tezuka decided that he never, ever wanted Eriol to meet Fuji.<br \/>\nHe knew that inflection, and given that Fuji might have already spoken with that<br \/>\ndemon, Tezuka did not need any more headaches. <\/p>\n<p>\n&#8220;&#8230;Yes. Michael offered, but I refused. Lucifer and the Mad Hatter<br \/>\nhave also visited.&#8221; Tezuka looked down at his teacup. &#8220;I&#8217;m concerned<br \/>\nfor the well-being of my team&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\n&#8220;You&#8217;re looking at the Nationals, aren&#8217;t you?&#8221; At Tezuka&#8217;s<br \/>\nglance, Eriol added, &#8220;I&#8217;m psychic. Also, your mother sends me regular<br \/>\nletters.&#8221; Tezuka scowled at Eriol, whose smile only brightened. &#8220;Got<br \/>\nto keep up on the children who are close by, wot?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\nTezuka knew better than to point out that Eriol had said the opposite earlier<br \/>\nand forged on. &#8220;I just wanted your assurance that, in the interests of looking<br \/>\nafter your family, you would be willing to help me if any of mine trapped themselves<br \/>\nin a mistake.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\nEriol nodded. &#8220;Of course. I&#8217;m always willing to help out family. I&#8217;ll<br \/>\nhave to meet your team, now, to make sure there isn&#8217;t undue influence already&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\nTezuka twitched, and nearly did so again when he realized that Eriol&#8217;s smile<br \/>\ndidn&#8217;t have to change to look cheerfully evil. &#8220;I&#8217;m sure that<br \/>\nRaphael&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\nEriol took a sip of tea. &#8220;Yes, yes, he&#8217;s very good at what he does,<br \/>\nbut I should see my nephew&#8217;s friends, and besides, the last time I saw a<br \/>\ngood game of tennis was at Wimbledon.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\n&#8220;Thank you,&#8221; Tezuka managed. &#8220;&#8230;though,&#8221; he added,<br \/>\nsuddenly thoughtful, &#8220;I might need your help in making a fair balance.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\nEriol set down his cup as his smile shifted to one of polite interest. &#8220;Oh?<br \/>\nKeeping the balance in what way?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\n&#8220;It would require too much participation, really,&#8221; Tezuka added. He<br \/>\nshook his head. &#8220;I&#8217;d hate to impose on you, since I know that they<br \/>\nhave a minor angel taking care of them already&#8230;&#8221; Tezuka kept his gaze<br \/>\nfirmly on his teacup.<\/p>\n<p>\n&#8220;Do tell,&#8221; Eriol urged, sitting back and steepling his fingers. &#8220;You&#8217;ve<br \/>\nintrigued me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\n&#8220;Hyoutei seems to be the only school in serious contention in the Nationals<br \/>\nwithout special backing,&#8221; Tezuka explained. &#8220;They have an angel, but<br \/>\nnot one on the level of the others, and I&#8217;d be disappointed if they were<br \/>\nput at a disadvantage by no fault of their own.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\nEriol looked thoughtful. &#8220;I have been looking for something to do with my<br \/>\nfree time.&#8221; When the smile returned, Tezuka found himself wondering if he<br \/>\nfelt sorrier for Hyoutei or for the other teams. &#8220;I&#8217;ll help you out.<br \/>\nNow, let&#8217;s finish our tea, and then I&#8217;ll go meet your lovely boys.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\nIt was at that point that Tezuka began to wonder who had manipulated whom. He<br \/>\n     pushed the thought aside, deciding that in this case, he really didn&#8217;t<br \/>\n     want to know. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tezuka talks to relatives about his problems. <span class=\"summary-meta\">Drama, Humor, I-2<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"teaser\"><p>&#8220;Pfft. You make me feel old. I&#8217;m Hiiragizawa Eriol, though you&#8217;re free to call me &#8216;uncle&#8217; if you like.&#8221; Something about Eriol&#8217;s purely friendly smile made Tezuka uneasy. He wasn&#8217;t sure precisely why he wanted to have a wall at his back at the moment, but he forced himself to ignore the urge and go on.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45,315,507,512,313],"tags":[334,118],"class_list":["post-409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crossovers","category-seigaku","category-drama","category-humor","category-tennis-sanctuary","tag-ccs-eriol","tag-pot-tezuka"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=409"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}