{"id":415,"date":"2005-01-06T14:55:44","date_gmt":"2005-01-06T18:55:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/?p=415"},"modified":"2008-09-06T15:09:03","modified_gmt":"2008-09-06T19:09:03","slug":"a-small-problem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/2005\/01\/a-small-problem\/","title":{"rendered":"A Small Problem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nIt was a beautiful day: the sunlight was warm and the bleachers reasonably comfortable,<br \/>\nand his host didn&#8217;t have a match with Atobe for at least another half hour. Crowley<br \/>\nstretched and yawned, supremely content with just how good life was.<\/p>\n<p>\nIt really was a pity that things were about to get so complicated.<\/p>\n<hr class=\"divider\" \/>\n<p>\nThe man had been peering at passing students and his surroundings with such confusion<br \/>\nthat it was obvious that he was wildly out of place. Choutarou pegged him as a<br \/>\ntourist immediately, and felt obliged to offer his assistance (in his most careful<br \/>\nEnglish, since this man seemed to be about as non-Japanese as they came) in the<br \/>\nform of directions, or perhaps a map.<\/p>\n<p>\nHowever, the offer of directions had turned into a playing tour guide, with Choutarou<br \/>\ndredging up vocabulary words he didn&#8217;t remember learning and wondering how he&#8217;d<br \/>\nagreed to this. The man was very polite and very curious, and somehow Choutarou<br \/>\njust couldn&#8217;t bring himself to be rude enough to excuse himself from his newfound<br \/>\nrole. Their walking tour of the Hyoutei campus dragged on, until they fetched<br \/>\nup at the tennis courts.<\/p>\n<p>\nThe expression on Atobe&#8217;s face promised that he would be especially cutting in<br \/>\nregards to Choutarou&#8217;s lateness, and there was no telling what Kantoku would have<br \/>\nto say&mdash;<\/p>\n<p>\nExcept that Kantoku seemed more concerned with his befuddled tourist than with<br \/>\nChoutarou&#8217;s late arrival to practice.\n<\/p>\n<p> &quot;What do <em>you<\/em> want?&quot; Kantoku demanded of the stranger.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n&quot;It&#8217;s lovely to see you again, too, Sakaki-san,&quot; the man said, in flawless<br \/>\nJapanese, suddenly standing much straighter and looking much more comfortable<br \/>\nthan he&#8217;d been a moment ago. &quot;I trust you&#8217;ve been well?&quot; Choutarou wanted<br \/>\nvery badly to let his manners slip so that he could make a face at his formerly<br \/>\nclueless tourist, especially after the man slid his eyes sidewise and gave him<br \/>\na small smile.<\/p>\n<p>\n&quot;Well enough. Ohtori, go warm up,&quot; Kantoku said, crisply, and wasn&#8217;t<br \/>\nit funny that he seemed ill-at-ease?<\/p>\n<p>\nThere was no chance now to find out what was going on, so Choutarou bowed and<br \/>\nheaded for the clubhouse, shrugging at Shishido along the way to indicate that<br \/>\nhe didn&#8217;t have any clue.<\/p>\n<hr class=\"divider\" \/>\n<p>\n&quot;What do you want?&quot; Sakaki asked again, once the boy had left the range<br \/>\nof earshot.<\/p>\n<p>\n&quot;Really, there&#8217;s no need to be rude,&quot; Aziraphale said, chidingly. &quot;I<br \/>\nmerely happened to be in the neighborhood, and thought I&#8217;d stop by and say hello.&quot;<br \/>\nHe glanced around. &quot;So&#8230; tennis? How fascinating.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\n&quot;Yes, tennis,&quot; Sakaki said, and really, his chin couldn&#8217;t jut out much<br \/>\nfurther. &quot;And music.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\n&quot;Delightful,&quot; Aziraphale murmured. <\/p>\n<p>\n&quot;If you&#8217;re here because of the demon, I assure you, I have it under control,&quot;<br \/>\nSakaki said.<\/p>\n<p>\n&quot;You do?&quot; Aziraphale blinked.\n<\/p>\n<p> &quot;Of course I do,&quot; Sakaki said. &quot;Belial is completely focused<br \/>\n     on Rikkaidai at the moment.&quot; He sniffed. &quot;I <em>believe<\/em> she&#8217;s<br \/>\n     only interested in tennis at the moment.&quot;\n<\/p>\n<p> &quot;How shortsighted of her,&quot; Aziraphale said, torn between laughter<br \/>\n     and gibbering. <em>Belial<\/em> was on Earth? Up to something? On top of everything<br \/>\n     else? The more he thought about it, the more attractive gibbering began to<br \/>\n     seem. &quot;How good to know you have things under control here.&quot;\n<\/p>\n<p>\nThat mollified Sakaki a bit. &quot;Thank you.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\n&quot;If you don&#8217;t mind, I think I&#8217;d like to like to observe your tennis practice<br \/>\nfor a while. It seems to be quite the fashion lately,&quot; Aziraphale said, casually.<\/p>\n<p>\n&quot;As you like,&quot; Sakaki said, tilting his head towards the bleachers.<\/p>\n<p>\n&quot;Thank you kindly,&quot; Aziraphale said, and walked over to the bleachers.<br \/>\nHe sat in the row up from the napping boy, and once Sakaki had turned his attention<br \/>\nback to his team, leaned over. &quot;Crowley,&quot; he hissed, &quot;wake up!<br \/>\nWe&#8217;ve got problems.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\nOne sleepy eye cracked open to stare at him. &quot;What, are you trying to blow<br \/>\nmy cover?&quot; Crowley replied in a whisper.<\/p>\n<p>\n&quot;There&#8217;s no time for that,&quot; Aziraphale said, urgently. <\/p>\n<p>\n&quot;Like hell there&#8217;s not,&quot; Crowley retorted. &quot;Hastur&#8217;s still out<br \/>\nfor my blood, you know. And my rank.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\n&quot;Worry about that later,&quot; Aziraphale said. He looked around. &quot;Did<br \/>\nyou know that Belial is active? Here on Earth?&quot; he asked.<\/p>\n<p>\nCrowley winced. &quot;She doesn&#8217;t like people to use that name,&quot; he said.<br \/>\n&quot;Use Mad Hatter instead.&quot;\n<\/p>\n<p> &quot;Whatever,&quot; Aziraphale said. &quot;Crowley, Michael and Raphael<br \/>\n     are down here, too, and so is the Messiah; Lucifer&#8217;s been lurking around,<br \/>\n     and <em>I&#8217;ve misplaced the Adversary<\/em>.&quot;\n<\/p>\n<hr class=\"divider\" \/>\n<p>\n &quot;What the hell?&quot; Shishido was staring when Choutarou came out of<br \/>\n     the clubhouse. &quot;Choutarou, who <em>is<\/em> that guy?&quot;\n<\/p>\n<p> &quot;What?&quot; Choutarou followed the stares of his teammates to the bleachers,<br \/>\n     where Jirou was sitting bolt-upright, talking with his tourist. &quot;I don&#8217;t<br \/>\n     know. What did he <em>do<\/em>?&quot;\n<\/p>\n<p>\n&quot;Just leaned over and started talking to him, far as I could tell,&quot;<br \/>\nMukahi said, sounding as awed as Choutarou felt.<\/p>\n<p>\nJirou stood, grabbing the stranger by the wrist, and turned to call over his shoulder,<br \/>\n&quot;Sorry, gotta run, things to do, world to save, I&#8217;ll bring Jirou back in<br \/>\ntime for Nationals, &#8216;bye!&quot; and the two of them ran.<\/p>\n<p>\nKantoku was staring, eyes bugged out, and even Atobe seemed to be having difficulties<br \/>\nkeeping his composure.<\/p>\n<p>\nFinally, Choutarou broke the silence. &quot;What did he mean, &#8216;I&#8217;ll have Jirou<br \/>\nback in time for Nationals&#8217;?&quot; he asked.<\/p>\n<p>\nNobody could give him an answer.\n  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aziraphale comes looking for Crowley. <span class=\"summary-meta\">Humor, I-2<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"teaser\">\n<p>It was a beautiful day: the sunlight was warm and the bleachers reasonably comfortable, and his host didn&#8217;t have a match with Atobe for at least another half hour. Crowley stretched and yawned, supremely content with just how good life was.<\/p>\n<p>It really was a pity that things were about to get so complicated.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45,317,512,313],"tags":[340,327,140,331],"class_list":["post-415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crossovers","category-hyoutei","category-humor","category-tennis-sanctuary","tag-go-aziraphale","tag-go-crowley","tag-pot-ohtori","tag-pot-sakaki"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=415"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}