{"id":419,"date":"2005-01-06T16:22:16","date_gmt":"2005-01-06T20:22:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/?p=419"},"modified":"2012-05-07T21:59:15","modified_gmt":"2012-05-08T01:59:15","slug":"better","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/2005\/01\/better\/","title":{"rendered":"Better"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Juuohcho employees frantically threw themselves out of the way as a blond<br \/>\n     shinigami in lab coat stormed down the corridor, muttering a litany of &quot;funds&quot;<br \/>\n     and &quot;cut down,&quot; with intermittent &quot;Tatsumi,&quot; and numerous<br \/>\n     repetitions of &quot;kill.&quot; The look on the man&#8217;s face was enough to<br \/>\n     send even Terazuma scurrying for cover.<\/p>\n<p>\nWatari Yutaka was not a happy man today.<\/p>\n<p>\nKonoe jumped when the door slammed open and Watari stomped inside. &quot;Where<br \/>\nis Tatsumi?&quot; Watari demanded, and Konoe gulped when Watari&#8217;s smoldering gaze<br \/>\nfocused on him.<\/p>\n<p>\n&quot;He left a few minutes ago,&quot; Konoe managed to squeak out and Watari<br \/>\nnarrowed his eyes; there was only one reason why the workaholic would not be at<br \/>\nhis desk during the office hours: a Tsuzuki-related accident. Watari stalked to<br \/>\nTsuzuki&#8217;s desk and examined the mess for clues, until a memo on top of the file<br \/>\ncaught his eyes. The slight frown of concentration changed to a look of understanding,<br \/>\nthen that of fierce determination, and the next moment, he was gone from the office.<br \/>\nKonoe breathed a sigh of relief. They really weren&#8217;t paying him enough for this<br \/>\njob.<\/p>\n<p>\nOnce in Tokyo, it was easy enough to find Tsuzuki &mdash; all one had to do was follow<br \/>\nthe explosions, really &mdash; and by the same route, Tatsumi, currently talking to<br \/>\nTsuzuki. Watari stopped to compose himself. It would not do to lose his momentum<br \/>\nnow. He had a mission to accomplish here! Taking a deep breath, Watari opened<br \/>\nhis mouth to call out, and stopped.<\/p>\n<p>\n&quot;I&#8217;m just warding these mortals from any careless demonic or angelic influences,<br \/>\nso the book keeping doesn&#8217;t get messed up,&quot; Tsuzuki was saying. Watari closed<br \/>\nhis mouth and raised an eyebrow.<\/p>\n<p>\n&quot;On your own time?&quot; Tatsumi asked, and Watari hid a snicker. His thoughts<br \/>\nexactly.<\/p>\n<p>\n&quot;It seemed like a good thing to do. Preemptive action, and all that,&quot;<br \/>\nTsuzuki explained, and Watari frowned, wondering why he hadn&#8217;t heard anything<br \/>\nabout this before (though admittedly he had been rather distracted lately, what<br \/>\nwith the breakthrough in his potions research&#8230;). Watari pursed his lips, the<br \/>\ngears turning in his head. Now, he was sure there was some way he could use this<br \/>\nsituation, once he found out more about what was actually going on.<\/p>\n<p>\nVery quietly, Watari backed up and teleported to the Juuohcho library, grabbing<br \/>\nboth Gushoshin on his way and locking the door. Some time later, Watari emerged<br \/>\nfrom the library with an unholy gleam in his eyes, and strode down the corridor<br \/>\nback to his lab. For the second time in the same day, the Juuohcho employees frantically<br \/>\nscrambled out of Watari&#8217;s way, fearing for their afterlife.\n<\/p>\n<p> <em>Three days later&#8230;<\/em>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n&quot;Watari-san, are you sure this isn&#8217;t against the rules?&quot; Wakaba asked,<br \/>\nnervously looking around to make sure no one was watching.<\/p>\n<p>\nWatari gestured her closer, smiling widely. &quot;Of course! Now, Wakaba-chan,<br \/>\nI have a special today for my favorite girl.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\nAgainst her better judgment, Wakaba drew closer, and peered. Half an hour later,<br \/>\nWakaba carefully snuck out of the lab, flushed and smiling. She couldn&#8217;t wait<br \/>\nto talk to Hajime-chan about this!<\/p>\n<p>\nBack in the lab, Watari, in his intense concentration, did not notice a presence<br \/>\nlooming behind him until his shadow began to tremble.<\/p>\n<p>\n&quot;Watari-san.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\nWatari, recognizing the voice, promptly whirled around to face him. &quot;Tatsumi.<br \/>\nHi.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\n&quot;Good afternoon. Might I ask what you are doing here?&quot; Tatsumi&#8217;s voice<br \/>\nwas pleasantly icy, and Watari swallowed. Ah well, the cat was out of the bag<br \/>\nand all. Watari gave him a sunny smile.<\/p>\n<p>\n&quot;Writing down all the bets. Do you want to place one?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\nTatsumi was silent for a while. &quot;That,&quot; Tatsumi said finally, &quot;is<br \/>\ndefinitely against the office protocol.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\n&quot;But not against the rules,&quot; Watari said winningly. &quot;I checked.&quot;\n<\/p>\n<p> &quot;<em>Watari-san<\/em>.&quot;\n<\/p>\n<p>\n&quot;I&#8217;ll give you a sure winner,&quot; Watari said brightly. Seeing Tatsumi&#8217;s<br \/>\ncool glare, Watari tried again. &quot;Okay, wanna split the profit 70-30?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\n&quot;50-50,&quot; Tatsumi said coolly, pushing up his glasses.<\/p>\n<p>\n&quot;60-40,&quot; Watari countered, not giving an inch.<\/p>\n<p>\n&quot;Deal.&quot; Tatsumi shook Watari&#8217;s hand once, firmly. &quot;Now that&#8217;s been<br \/>\nsettled, we have a meeting in five minutes.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\n&quot;Sure, just give me a minute,&quot; Watari said distractedly as he put away<br \/>\nthe white board.<\/p>\n<p>\n&quot;Could I ask why?&quot; Tatsumi asked curiously as they walked out of the<br \/>\nlab. Watari shrugged, locking the door.\n<\/p>\n<p> &quot;I need more funds for my research.&quot;\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><em>Note: &quot;Better&quot; is the accepted alternate spelling for &quot;bettor.&quot;<br \/>\n  <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Watari takes advantage of the situation. <span class=\"summary-meta\">Humor, I-1<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"teaser\"><p>Watari narrowed his eyes; there was only one reason why the workaholic would not be at his desk during the office hours: a Tsuzuki-related accident. Watari stalked to Tsuzuki&#8217;s desk and examined the mess for clues, until a memo on top of the file caught his eyes. The slight frown of concentration changed to a look of understanding, then that of fierce determination, and the next moment, he was gone from the office. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45,318,512,313],"tags":[341,343],"class_list":["post-419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crossovers","category-st-rudolph","category-humor","category-tennis-sanctuary","tag-ynm-tatsumi","tag-ynm-watari"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=419"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}