{"id":436,"date":"2005-02-02T16:15:29","date_gmt":"2005-02-02T20:15:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/?p=436"},"modified":"2012-05-07T22:18:31","modified_gmt":"2012-05-08T02:18:31","slug":"interesting-times","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/2005\/02\/interesting-times\/","title":{"rendered":"Interesting Times"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kippei really did hope that at some point his days would become less interesting.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;So, lemme get this straight.&quot; The short, glowering redhead who had<br \/>\n     appeared on his courts put his hands on his hips. &quot;You summoned <em>me<\/em><br \/>\n     to deal with <em>him<\/em>?&quot; He waved a hand at Michael, who was also<br \/>\n     glowering, dividing his attention between the newcomer and Lucifer.<\/p>\n<p>Lucifer, having set his brother off in the first place, with no regard for<br \/>\n     visiting shinigami, lounged on the sidelines watching the show.<\/p>\n<p>The younger of St. Rudolph&#8217;s two guardians glared right back. &quot;Who else<br \/>\n     were we supposed to summon for something like this, Kurikara?&quot; he snapped.<br \/>\n     &quot;Suzaku? She&#8217;d make it twice as bad. Souryuu? Give me a break!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Kurikara paused judiciously. &quot;Well, all right, you might have a point.<br \/>\n     Though it could be kind of funny watching the cold fish deal with this.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Why are you in that form, though? You should have two wings in this world,<br \/>\n     not two legs,&quot; Tsuzuki cut hurriedly over whatever his partner had been<br \/>\n     drawing breath to say, for which Kippei was grateful; he hadn&#8217;t noticed Kurosaki<br \/>\n     being very moderate in his temper at the best of times.<\/p>\n<p>Kurikara gave him a withering look. &quot;Between them,&quot; he gestured to<br \/>\n     Michael and Lucifer, &quot;and your knee-jerk habit of casting wards at the<br \/>\n     first sign of trouble we&#8217;re not precisely standing in Ningenkai, if you haven&#8217;t<br \/>\n     noticed.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Tsuzuki blinked. &quot;Oh.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Kurikara slapped a hand over eyes. &quot;I&#8217;m surrounded by idiots,&quot; he<br \/>\n     growled, and then paused, glancing at Kurosaki. &quot;Okay, not complete<br \/>\n     idiots, a complete idiot really would have called in Suzaku and the whole<br \/>\n     city would be burning.&quot; He eyed Michael, and the scorch marks from where<br \/>\n     he&#8217;d lost his temper at Lucifer&#8217;s arrival. &quot;You remind me of her, some.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>While Michael was deciding how to take that, Lucifer stirred from his slouch<br \/>\n     against the fence. Kippei braced himself for a new round of explosions. Lucifer&#8217;s<br \/>\n     tone, however, was academic when he spoke.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Of course he does. We are, after all, reflections of each other in our<br \/>\n     different planes.&quot; Lucifer pushed himself upright, and paced across<br \/>\n     the court, not to Michael, but to Tsuzuki. Kippei settled back, watchfully.<br \/>\n     Lucifer took the man&#8217;s chin in his fingers, holding him still for a searching<br \/>\n     examination. Just when Tsuzuki was starting to look tense and Kurosaki was<br \/>\n     looking as incendiary as Michael, Lucifer let him go. &quot;You have some<br \/>\n     of the same heart as the Messiah,&quot; he said, &quot;but your power is<br \/>\n     broken. A shame, that. If you were whole you might be able to free your little<br \/>\n     human with your own strength.&quot; He didn&#8217;t wait for an answer before turning<br \/>\n     away, which, to Kippei&#8217;s eye, was a good thing. Tsuzuki looked stunned.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Enjoy yourself, Michael,&quot; Lucifer told his brother as he walked<br \/>\n     away from them all. &quot;Try not to destroy the entire world.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Michael&#8217;s jaw dropped, and Kippei sighed. He&#8217;d known it was coming.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Try not&#8230; world&#8230; you&#8230; You asshole!&quot; he howled at Lucifer&#8217;s<br \/>\n     departing back. &quot;I&#8217;m not the one who <em>tried<\/em>, even if it didn&#8217;t<br \/>\n     <em>work<\/em>!&quot; Fire was snapping around him again.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Michael-kun,&quot; Kippei said, firmly.<\/p>\n<p>Michael swung around. &quot;What?!&quot; Kippei waited, and after a moment<br \/>\n     Michael deflated a little, and the flames faded. &quot;Sorry,&quot; he muttered.<\/p>\n<p>Kippei, now that he wouldn&#8217;t be singed, clasped Michael&#8217;s shoulder, hoping<br \/>\n     to lend him some calm. <\/p>\n<p>Kurikara gazed after Lucifer. &quot;So,&quot; he remarked, &quot;that was the<br \/>\n     Lord of Hell, hm?&quot; He looked contemplative for a moment before he snorted.<br \/>\n     &quot;What a jerk.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Michael stopped brooding and turned a brilliant smile on him. &quot;I like<br \/>\n     him,&quot; he declared to the court at large. &quot;What was your name again?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Kurikara, RyuuOu.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Michael, Angel of Fire. Pleased to meet you.&quot; <\/p>\n<p>Looking at the two of them grinning at each other over clasped hands Kippei<br \/>\n     couldn&#8217;t help thinking, though he was careful not to say, that Lucifer really<br \/>\n     did know his brother pretty well. Michael probably would enjoy himself with<br \/>\n     Kurikara. He turned back to his other guests, only to find Kurosaki looking<br \/>\n     at him intently.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Tsuzuki, I really don&#8217;t think we should interfere here,&quot; Kurosaki<br \/>\n     said. <\/p>\n<p>&quot;We know this team is picking up some serious influences from Michael,<br \/>\n     though,&quot; Tsuzuki objected. &quot;That&#8217;s going to mess up the bookkeeping,<br \/>\n     and they <em>always<\/em> blame us for that.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;They&#8217;ll live,&quot; Kurosaki replied bluntly. &quot;I&#8217;ll speak to Tatsumi-san,<br \/>\n     if there&#8217;s trouble. As long as Tachibana-san is here, it will be all right.<br \/>\n     We shouldn&#8217;t interfere.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Oh?&quot; Tsuzuki&#8217;s glance at Kippei was suddenly more measuring. &quot;Oh.<br \/>\n     Well, in that case&#8230;&quot; He was interrupted by the increasing volume of<br \/>\n     Michael and Kurikara&#8217;s discussion.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;&#8230;you got to toast him yourself?&quot; Michael was exclaiming, gleefully.<br \/>\n     &quot;Awesome! I was on the other side of the building when Setsuna and Ani-ue<br \/>\n     were killing God; I was so pissed off.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;It was great to finally get my claws around the Emperor&#8217;s neck,&quot;<br \/>\n     Kurikara agreed, with a look that would have been beatific with fewer sharp<br \/>\n     teeth. &quot;It was almost as much fun as pounding Souryuu into the ground<br \/>\n     like a tent peg when I finally got loose again.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Michael looked enthralled. Kippei sighed. He could have wished for Michael<br \/>\n     to acquire a calmer friend, but at least Kurikara seemed to have decent control<br \/>\n     of his temper. A muffled chuckle from Kurosaki brought his attention back<br \/>\n     to the shinigami. Kurosaki was regarding him with the kind of sympathetic<br \/>\n     amusement that suggested he had just heard Kippei volunteer to babysit his<br \/>\n     neighborhood&#8217;s greatest brat.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;I wouldn&#8217;t have your job if they paid me,&quot; Kurosaki said. &quot;Good<br \/>\n     luck. Come on Tsuzuki.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Um.&quot; Tsuzuki glanced at Kurikara.<\/p>\n<p>Kurikara glanced back and waved a hand. &quot;Yeah, yeah. So, Michael, I&#8217;m<br \/>\n     really not supposed to stay in this plane without anything to do, and as<br \/>\n     soon as Tsuzuki takes back his wards I&#8217;m going to be a really big flaming<br \/>\n     dragon anyway. Wanna come back to Gensoukai with me?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Sure,&quot; Michael agreed, and then paused and looked at Kippei.<\/p>\n<p>Kippei smiled at him; Michael still needed a good deal of reassurance. &quot;We&#8217;ll<br \/>\n     still be around when you get back, Michael-kun.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Michael looked away and shrugged. &quot;Of course.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Kurikara gave him a wry look, winked at Kippei, and threw an arm over Michael&#8217;s<br \/>\n     shoulders. &quot;Let&#8217;s go then! Beer and stories!&quot; They both vanished<br \/>\n     in a flicker of fire.<\/p>\n<p>Kippei shook his head at the space where Michael had been. Someday, maybe,<br \/>\n     his life would stop being quite so strange, but he wasn&#8217;t betting on it.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>End<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kurikara and Michael hit it off. <span class=\"summary-meta\">Drama with Humor, I-2<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"teaser\"><p>Kippei really did hope that at some point his days would become less interesting.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45,316,507,512,313],"tags":[345,338,169,177,134,337],"class_list":["post-436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crossovers","category-fudoumine","category-drama","category-humor","category-tennis-sanctuary","tag-ynm-kurikara","tag-ynm-hisoka","tag-as-lucifer","tag-as-michael","tag-pot-tachibana","tag-ynm-tsuzuki"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=436"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}