{"id":438,"date":"2005-08-27T17:16:16","date_gmt":"2005-08-27T21:16:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/?p=438"},"modified":"2012-05-15T13:54:03","modified_gmt":"2012-05-15T17:54:03","slug":"cooperative-ventures","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/2005\/08\/cooperative-ventures\/","title":{"rendered":"Cooperative Ventures"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> &quot;Cousin.&quot; Hisoka planted his fists on his hips and glared up&#8230;<br \/>\n     and up&#8230; at the other young man. &quot;Impossible.&quot;<\/p>\n<p> The young man in question ran a harried hand through short, orange hair. &quot;Not<br \/>\n     like it was my idea, shrimp. And if you&#8217;re a shinigami,&quot; he added, as<br \/>\n     Hisoka reminded himself he wasn&#8217;t allowed to kill humans whose time wasn&#8217;t<br \/>\n     up, &quot;why aren&#8217;t you in uniform?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\nHisoka blinked. &quot;Uniform? What uniform?&quot; He frowned at Tsuzuki. &quot;Was<br \/>\nthere a memo about getting uniforms, and you lost it again?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\n&quot;&#8230; younger sister&#8230; mother&#8217;s name&#8230; well, yeah, if his dad was a&#8230; huh?&quot;<br \/>\nTsuzuki looked up from the pad of paper he was attempting to chart the Kurosaki<br \/>\ngeneology on. &quot;Um. I don&#8217;t think so?&quot; He smiled at Hisoka&#8217;s maybe-cousin.<br \/>\n&quot;So you say you&#8217;re a part-timer? That&#8217;s unusual.&quot; He nibbled his lip.<br \/>\n&quot;For the living, anyway.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\nIchigo fished out a small badge and tossed it over, still looking skeptical and<br \/>\nout of temper.<\/p>\n<p>\nOk, maybe he was Hisoka&#8217;s cousin after all.<\/p>\n<p> &quot;Oh!&quot; Tsuzuki gave them both a bright, cheerful grin. &quot;You&#8217;re<br \/>\n     part of the <em>other<\/em> branch!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\n&quot;The other branch?&quot; Hisoka and Ichigo chorused, and then glared at each<br \/>\nother again.<\/p>\n<p>\n&quot;Different realms, under different rulers,&quot; Tsuzuki explained. &quot;We<br \/>\ndo some of the same work, but recruitment is totally separate. We do cooperate<br \/>\nevery now and then, but there hasn&#8217;t been a joint operation for&#8230; a couple centuries,<br \/>\nI think. The Chief is probably the only one who remembers.&quot; He handed the<br \/>\nbadge back to Ichigo. <\/p>\n<p> &quot;At least he doesn&#8217;t draw pictures,&quot; Ichigo muttered. He eyed them<br \/>\n     dubiously, but finally shrugged. &quot;Whatever. Hey.&quot; He looked Hisoka<br \/>\n     up and down. &quot;If you&#8217;re from an old family, are you any good with a<br \/>\n     sword? They keep telling me I could use some extra practice&#8230;&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\nHisoka smiled for the first time that afternoon. <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>End<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One Kurosaki meets another Kurosaki. <span class=\"summary-meta\">Humor, I-1<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"teaser\"><p>&quot;Cousin.&quot; Hisoka planted his fists on his hips and glared up&#8230; and up&#8230; at the other young man. &quot;Impossible.&quot;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45,318,512,313],"tags":[338,346,337],"class_list":["post-438","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crossovers","category-st-rudolph","category-humor","category-tennis-sanctuary","tag-ynm-hisoka","tag-bleach-ichigo","tag-ynm-tsuzuki"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=438"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}