{"id":442,"date":"2005-09-24T19:33:29","date_gmt":"2005-09-24T23:33:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/?p=442"},"modified":"2012-05-07T22:21:44","modified_gmt":"2012-05-08T02:21:44","slug":"home-again-home-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/2005\/09\/home-again-home-again\/","title":{"rendered":"Home Again, Home Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ryouma was fairly used to uproars around the house every now and then, especially<br \/>\n     when Nanako found his dad&#8217;s latest stash of magazines or one of his noisier<br \/>\n     senpai stopped by for a game.<\/p>\n<p>This, however, sounded a little different.<\/p>\n<p>He ambled down the stairs to find a scowling blond man standing in the entry<br \/>\n     way, and a younger man dragging in the door under a pile of bags.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Nii-san,&quot; his dad called, wandering in, followed by Nanako with<br \/>\n     a pleased cry of &quot;Otou-sama!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Ok, so this was his uncle. Ryouma came the rest of the way down the stairs,<br \/>\n     and stood at the bottom while his uncle accepted Nanako&#8217;s welcome home and<br \/>\n     traded sneers with his dad. This could be interesting; he&#8217;d heard stories<br \/>\n     about Konzen-jisan<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Worthless as ever, I see,&quot; his uncle pronounced, looking Oyaji up<br \/>\n     and down.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Bad tempered as ever, likewise,&quot; was the return. Then his dad eyed<br \/>\n     the other young man. &quot;You hired a porter?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Goku-san,&quot; Nanako supplied, smiling. &quot;Here, let me help with<br \/>\n     those. I&#8217;m afraid we&#8217;re down to the smallest room, for you,&quot; she said,<br \/>\n     as they passed Ryouma and headed down the hall. &quot;Or should I spread<br \/>\n     a futon in Otou-sama&#8217;s room?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Or did you hire a something else?&quot; Oyaji added, leering.<\/p>\n<p>Ryouma&#8217;s uncle fetched his dad a quick swat across the back of the head. &quot;Don&#8217;t<br \/>\n     be an idiot.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Sheesh, you really haven&#8217;t changed,&quot; Oyaji complained, rubbing his<br \/>\n     head. His eye lit on Ryouma, who had to supress the urge to take to his heels.<br \/>\n     That was the bright-idea look. &quot;That&#8217;s right, you haven&#8217;t met your nephew<br \/>\n     yet!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Ryouma wondered why his uncle twitched at the word &#8216;nephew&#8217;. And then he wondered<br \/>\n     how this person could be related to his dad, as he was practically pinned<br \/>\n     to the wall with a long, level stare. The stare ended when his uncle smacked<br \/>\n     his dad a good deal harder than before.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Are you completely blind?&quot; Ji-san barked. &quot;The curse is bad<br \/>\n     enough, but that&#8230;&quot; he squinted at Ryouma again. &quot;Did you sign<br \/>\n     anything?&quot; he demanded.<\/p>\n<p>Ryouma blinked. &quot;You&#8217;re not one of them, too, are you?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>His uncle closed his eyes as if in pain, right hand flexing just a bit ominously.<br \/>\n     &quot;No, I&#8217;m not,&quot; he said, flatly.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Ah.&quot; Ryouma couldn&#8217;t help noticing that there seemed to be a gun<br \/>\n     tucked away at Ji-san&#8217;s waist. On the same side as that hand. &quot;I&#8217;ll go get my copy<br \/>\n     and show you,&quot; he suggested, and slipped up the stairs without waiting<br \/>\n     for an answer.<\/p>\n<p>When he came back down his uncle was settled at the table contemplating a cup<br \/>\n     of tea while the other one&#8230; Goku?&#8230; chattered at him. Ryouma was reminded<br \/>\n     a little of how Atobe-san was with Jirou-san, at least when Jirou-san was<br \/>\n     awake. &quot;Here,&quot; he offered, spreading out the scroll. &quot;It isn&#8217;t<br \/>\n     exactly a deal with anyone in particular; just saying that I&#8217;ll be there<br \/>\n     in return for my own realm.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Your own realm? Oh, hey, cool!&quot; Goku chipped in, leaning over Ji-san&#8217;s<br \/>\n     shoulder. Ji-san shoved him off, absently, scanning the contract. At last<br \/>\n     he leaned back, and pulled out a cigarette.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;All right,&quot; he declared, after a long drag. &quot;Maybe I&#8217;m not<br \/>\n     completely embarassed to admit you&#8217;re related to me.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;That&#8217;s nice,&quot; Ryouma agreed. &quot;Now, what was that about a curse?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Ji-san smiled a rather scary smile around the cigarette. &quot;Not sure who<br \/>\n     did it, but I bet I can tell you why&#8230;&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>End<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Konzen gets home and he and Ryouma finally meet. <span class=\"summary-meta\">Humor with Drama, I-2<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"teaser\">\n<p>Ryouma was fairly used to uproars around the house every now and then, especially when Nanako found his dad&#8217;s latest stash of magazines or one of his noisier senpai stopped by for a game.<\/p>\n<p>This, however, sounded a little different.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45,315,507,512,313],"tags":[603,119,324,325],"class_list":["post-442","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crossovers","category-seigaku","category-drama","category-humor","category-tennis-sanctuary","tag-pot-echizen-nanjirou","tag-pot-echizen","tag-saiyuuki-sanzou","tag-saiyuuki-goku"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/442","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=442"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/442\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}