{"id":447,"date":"2005-01-10T20:01:22","date_gmt":"2005-01-11T00:01:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/?p=447"},"modified":"2012-05-07T22:23:23","modified_gmt":"2012-05-08T02:23:23","slug":"a-demon-and-hir-boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/2005\/01\/a-demon-and-hir-boy\/","title":{"rendered":"A Demon and Hir Boy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&quot;You&#8230; you&#8230; you <em>ate<\/em> Tash!&quot; Jadis declared, pointing a<br \/>\n     shaking finger at Akaya. Or, possibly, at the cloud of smoke in front of<br \/>\n     him that had, until very recently, been one of Jadis&#8217; inferior demons.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Yeah?&quot; Akaya raised his brows and flexed his fingers. &quot;And?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Belial laughed. This was the most fun se had had in centuries, and learning<br \/>\n     that Akaya had managed to absorb the demon who tried to possess him was the<br \/>\n     icing on the cake. &quot;Indeed. And one suspects that he&#8217;ll do something<br \/>\n     even worse to you if you don&#8217;t make yourself scarce and stop trying to assert<br \/>\n     spurious claims of loyalty. After all,&quot; se smiled, wickedly, &quot;he<br \/>\n     isn&#8217;t a tame human.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Akaya gave hir a pleased look as Jadis scuttled off. &quot;This is fun.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Belial tucked a hand around his arm as they strolled on. &quot;Isn&#8217;t it?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>End<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kirihara in Hell. <span class=\"summary-meta\">Humor, I-1<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"teaser\"><p>&quot;You&#8230; you&#8230; you <em>ate<\/em> Tash!&quot; Jadis declared, pointing a shaking finger at Akaya. Or, possibly, at the cloud of smoke in front of him that had, until very recently, been one of Jadis&#8217; inferior demons.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45,314,512,313],"tags":[353,103,171],"class_list":["post-447","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crossovers","category-rikkai","category-humor","category-tennis-sanctuary","tag-narnia-jadis","tag-pot-kirihara","tag-as-mad-hatter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/447","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=447"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/447\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}