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“‘Young and fun loving’?”<\/p>\n

“Are you saying it isn’t fun to win?”<\/p>\n

“You’re the only one winning! What about ‘Generous’?”<\/p>\n

“Who paid the membership fee for us to play here?”<\/p>\n

“You know, I should have known it was you as soon as I read the bit about ‘too elegant and refined for a personal ad to encompass’.”<\/p>\n

“So why are you here?”<\/p>\n

“Because it sounded funny, before I knew it really was you!”<\/p>\n

“And now we have objective proof that you admire me.”<\/p>\n

Shishido glared. “I am never using a dating service, ever, ever again,” he declared.<\/p>\n

Atobe just smirked.<\/p>\n

End <\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The first true drabble I ever wrote. For Athena, in a drabble exchange. Humor, I-1<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,7,512],"tags":[125,122,139],"class_list":["post-94","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pot","category-pot-standalone","category-humor","tag-pot-atobe","tag-pot-atobeshishido","tag-pot-shishido"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.branchandroot.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}